[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/nehoda-neni-nahoda\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/nehoda-neni-nahoda\/","headline":"Nehoda nen\u00ed n\u00e1hoda","name":"Nehoda nen\u00ed n\u00e1hoda","description":"T\u011bchto lid\u00ed je na sv\u011bte stra\u0161n\u00e1 spousta a zpravidla b\u00fdvaj\u00ed bezkonfliktn\u00ed. Ov\u0161em pokud se n\u011bco za\u010dne ml\u00edt a bere jim to jejich pohodu, jsou schopni","datePublished":"2021-05-22","dateModified":"2021-05-22","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1aa4d33840e2afc29128e2a456d425ca0d17b173c888af2db652b1d34fe6f93d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1aa4d33840e2afc29128e2a456d425ca0d17b173c888af2db652b1d34fe6f93d?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"octave.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/umyvadla.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/umyvadla.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/nehoda-neni-nahoda\/","about":["Produkty"],"wordCount":423,"articleBody":"        T\u011bchto lid\u00ed je na sv\u011bte stra\u0161n\u00e1 spousta a zpravidla b\u00fdvaj\u00ed bezkonfliktn\u00ed. Ov\u0161em pokud se n\u011bco za\u010dne ml\u00edt a bere jim to jejich pohodu, jsou schopni v\u00e1m urvat hlavu a v nouzi prodat fotbalov\u00e9mu t\u00fdmu. A je to jedno, co je potk\u00e1 a kde je to potk\u00e1. M\u016f\u017ee to b\u00fdt venku, daleko v zahrani\u010d\u00ed, nebo doma, kdy\u017e bude sed\u011bt v k\u0159esle. Kdy\u017e dojde ke kalamitn\u00ed situaci, nap\u0159\u00edklad n\u011bkde praskne vodovodn\u00ed trubka a voda te\u010de v\u0161ude mo\u017en\u011b, je t\u0159eba za\u010d\u00edt n\u011bco d\u011blat. P\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm t\u0159eba vodu zastavit. Jen\u017ee tito kli\u010fasov\u00e9 s t\u00edm nepo\u010d\u00edtali a proto netu\u0161\u00ed, kde je hlavn\u00ed uz\u00e1v\u011br. Tak\u017ee nast\u00e1v\u00e1 panika a zmatek. V n\u011bm\u00fdch grotesk\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu br\u00e1zdily biografy se toho v\u017edy vyu\u017eilo k velk\u00e9 legraci. V praxi to \u201czase k\u00f3r takov\u00e1 sranda nen\u00ed\u201d. \u0158e\u010deno slovy klasika. A je to pravda. T\u011b\u017eko se bude posti\u017een\u00fd popadat za b\u0159icho, kdy\u017e mu voda te\u010de a\u017e do televizoru. To m\u016f\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bka i dost nazlobit a chov\u00e1 se pak jako idiot. A p\u0159itom by sta\u010dilo vodu vypnout a n\u011bkam zavolat. Kam? Nu, to je jedno. T\u0159eba do pek\u00e1ren? Nebo autoopravny? Klidn\u011b. Jen\u017ee tam asi moc nepomohou. Havarijn\u00ed slu\u017eby by m\u011bly b\u00fdt a asi tak\u00e9 jsou v ka\u017ed\u00e9m v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm m\u011bst\u011b. Proto je t\u0159eba volat tam a ne jinam. Byla by to jen a jen ztr\u00e1ta \u010dasu. A za ten ztracen\u00fd \u010das dok\u00e1\u017ee havarijn\u00ed slu\u017eba dorazit na m\u00edsto a v\u011bt\u0161inou tak\u00e9 situaci vy\u0159e\u0161it. Tedy alespo\u0148 tu nejhor\u0161\u00ed, jasn\u011b \u017ee v tom \u010dase nestihne vykopat ze zdi star\u00e9 veden\u00ed a d\u00e1t tam nov\u00e9. Ale zabr\u00e1n\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edmu \u00faniku a pak za\u010dnou hledat z\u00e1vadu. Ta p\u0159ijde odstranit tak, aby v\u0161e op\u011bt fungovalo. A pokud pak budou je\u0161t\u011b t\u0159eba n\u011bjak\u00e9 dod\u011bl\u00e1vky, co\u017e b\u00fdv\u00e1 skoro v\u017edy, proto\u017ee zat\u00edm je to jen tak, aby to jelo, za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed havarijn\u00ed slu\u017eba v\u0161e, co je pot\u0159eba. Proto si bedliv\u011b pozna\u010dte kontakty na n\u011b abyste v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nouze ned\u011blali hlouposti a co nejrychleji kontaktovali ty spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 lidi. Proto\u017ee rychlost je v t\u011bchto p\u0159\u00edpadech n\u011bkdy hodn\u011b podstatn\u00e1.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Nehoda nen\u00ed n\u00e1hoda","item":"https:\/\/www.octave.cz\/nehoda-neni-nahoda\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]